Log 1: The first thing I see is something with boobs. That's it. Then I see it. A Pokémon for no apparent Reason. No reason at all. It is a Shiny Espeon that is covered in Band Aids, or is it a Scarf and Bandages like it is Labeled? Band Aids.
Log 2: I am already abandoning my Religion as I see a Sonic with Anime Hair and a Sans Eye. WHY? I DON'T KNOW! Then I see a Very good Doggo in the Sonic style. My dog just looked at it. It made no noise, just stared. Well they are "Auctioning" it and I can't figure out why you would do that to a Doggo? THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Log 3: All life in this world is gone. Decaying husk's are all that's l